didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
