You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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