Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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