I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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