so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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