then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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