i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
