Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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