I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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