I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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