We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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