I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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