Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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