my mouth tastes like poor choices
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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