If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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