What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I want her autograph on my taint
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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