If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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