ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
birth control should be required to get into college
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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