He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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