I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Ketchup is God's man juice
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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