i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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