I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
it's like heaven, but drunker
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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