did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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