they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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