He is an equal opportunity slut.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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