I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you would pick up someone in the library
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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