I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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