In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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