He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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