Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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