Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
plz talk dirty to me
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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