they need to just BURY HIM!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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