Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I need water and some morals
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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