Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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