she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
A bitchslap is in order.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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