My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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