He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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