Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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