Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
