Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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