East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
