He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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