Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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