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(845): View more from New York

i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.

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(253): View more from Washington

Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday

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(775): View more from Nevada

Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.

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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!

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