LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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