Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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