Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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