grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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