for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
