the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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