If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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